It’s Time To Release A Sex Tape

There’s No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Baby…

This blog’s popularity has not been increasing like I had hoped it would. It is really hard to stay on top of the blogosphere and compete with so many other good blogs. Content is crucial, and it is very hard to come up with great content day in and day out. So I did a lot of thinking last night and realized I really only have one solution.

To Release A Sex Tape

You read that right! I have decided to release a sex tape, sort of like celebrities do. It seems whenever this happens, their popularity shoots through the roof.

Look what happened to Paris? As soon as that tape came out, people were googling away like it was the last day left on Earth. That is the type of publicity Life of Justin needs to become popular.

So by releasing my own video, I hope to skyrocket my traffic, create tons of backlinks, and end up on every entertainment Television show. I know it is a lot to ask, but it is worth a shot. Even if it brightens someones day, at least I can feel like I made a difference.

How I Feel About This

I must admit, I am a little nervous scared shitless about this whole escapade. I mean, who knows what this could do to my reputation. It could either skyrocket me to fame, or crush everything I stand for. Sometimes it is hard to take a risk, but you know what? Nothing big ever happens to people that sit around and hope something magically happens to them.

Big things only happen to those that risk it all and never look back. Besides, I am 22 years old and have plenty of time to rebuild my reputation if it comes to that.

Time For The Video (Warning, This Contains Adult Material)

Before you judge the video, I just want to say that it may not be the best video ever made, but it is a solid effort. I did not have the proper studio equipment to make this thing a full blown HD quality masterpiece.

Anyways, I am done pitching my video like it’s some crappy infomercial product. Check it out for yourself:

Well, What Did You Think?

Please share ANY comment you may have about it. Did you hate it? If so, tell me why. Did you love it? Good, thenI tell your sister, mother, dad, dentist, and any other person you have ever talked to about it. Tell them to spread the word, I need all the help I can get to blow the lid off this thing.

22 thoughts on “It’s Time To Release A Sex Tape

  1. Cash Boy What!

    LOL! Great Video! At first I thought you were really serious and then I was like cool, some little hottie’s butt in some pink panties. This post is hilarious! Keep up the good work. I also wanted to tell you that I have read many of your posts and thoroughly enjoy your blog. I cant believe you haven’t been fired yet. Thanks for the entertainment.

  2. pamQ

    Yeah, as soon as I saw the title, I knew right away that this was linkbait! :P Plus YouTube won’t allow that video, of course. ;)

    Good job, though. XD

  3. Adam Pieniazek


    When I saw that title pop up in my feed reader, I thought you might just be crazy enough to actually pull this stunt. Glad to see you didn’t but that’s some funny stuff right there.

    P.S. We your loyal readers request more hotties in pink panties.

    Adam Pieniazeks latest blog post..Ronald Jenkees Throwing Fire

  4. Justin Post author

    @ Adam,

    Yeah I thought the title might pull a few people in to check it out haha. But yeah, I will see what I can do to get some more pink panties pictures lol.

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  6. Sexual Education

    Man you’ve got to be kidding me

    … that was my first thought. Turns out I was right :)

    And I indeed feel a little dirty. Come to think of it that’s always the case. Thanks for the laugh, Justin.


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